Guest Post by Erin Whitehead, a blogger and writer for http://www.onlinedatingsites.net
After you’ve been dating someone for a week or two, and frequented the local dating sites, you can bet that if he or she suggests a movie night they’re probably looking to get some under-the-shirt action (or sex… for the grown ups out there). If you’re the one doing the inviting, you want to make sure you frame the night around the movie, not the make out, so that if and when it happens it feels spontaneous. Because only emotionally mature people just invite people over for some sexy time and let’s face it, if you’re reading this you’re not ready for that. Don’t worry, though; you’re in good company – mine. In planning your night make sure you have snacks and beverages ready to go. Nothing says, “I figured we’d be boning by now,” like scrounging through your cupboards for old chips to serve. Second, clean the place up and make it look inviting. If the only thing you’ve bothered to do is change the sheets you’re being a little obvious. Some candle light is ok, just not so much it looks like a vampire’s love nest. And finally, the movie selection is important. Anything too dark or disturbing may ruin the mood. Likewise, a slapstick comedy might not get you cuddling fast enough. I’ve comprised a list of make out movies for you to choose from. God willing, you’ll never make it through a whole one.
The Princess Bride. It’s a comedy. It’s a romance. And you’ve both probably seen it before so you won’t miss anything if you, you know, miss anything. There are enough longing gazes and kisses to get you thinking about doing it yourself without being in your face lovey dovey like Sleepless in Seattle or anything with Meg Ryan ever.
The Breakfast Club. Again, you’ve likely seen it but maybe not in a while. It’s good in that, “Oh my God I forgot how good this was!” kind of way that you can bond over. Plus it has teenagers and teenagers think about almost nothing but sex so now you both will, too. Also, the soundtrack has a lot of intense percussion going on which makes kissing better. What? It totally does.
Meet the Feebles. It’s porn without actually being porn because… it’s muppets. The opening scene involves a walrus doing a cow and it only gets worse from there. It’s enough of a novelty to justify watching, weird and dark enough to get you in the mood (fine, me, to get ME in the mood), and way too long to pay attention to all the way through.
The Sound of Music. You know, because of the musical numbers and the children and the Nazis – just kidding!
Top Gun. There’s enough sex and romance to be suggestive but it’s not the focal point. The great part is pretty much any time you come up for air the scene will look the same: two dudes yelling in a cockpit so it’ll seem like no time has passed at all. Sexy bonus: make up call signs for each other so that when he’s in your cockpit he has something special to call you.
Gary: You guys should watch Top Gun (if you haven’t already) to see how guys who “get it” with women act around them, also take note of facial expressions and body language
Groundhog Day. I’ve made out to this myself. We bonded over laughing at the same things because ha ha we’re both so smart we both think Bill Murray is hilarious how original!!! Again, the romance doesn’t scream, “Fall in love with me like they’re doing in the movie!” but there’s still some there. And since the day keeps starting over and over and over and over, so can you keep kissing over and over and over and over.
Freddy Krueger. Any of them. They’re scary enough to get you cuddled up and holding hands but dumb enough to ignore while you swap salivas. Plus it’ll lead to those weird kissing thoughts like, “Wait… what if THIS is a dream and Freddy Krueger is about to appear… or what if this guy IS Freddy Krueger and his dick is made of knives like his hands… ow, that was sharp, oh God I’m bleeding, AAAHHH SOMEBODY HELP ME I’M DRY HUMPING FREDDY KRUEGER WHILE WATCHING FREDDY KRUEGER!!!!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE PLUS I FEEL FAINT CAUSE I’M BLEEDING OUT! DATING IS TERRIBLE!!!!!!”
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